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Was $19.95 Now $9.98 Written by the author Tony Korfman:
"This Book Is Not For Everyone
Side Effects:
This book may cause drowsiness, dizziness, light-headedness, palpitations, abdominal pain and difficulty with coordination. Hallucinations have been reported by readers who normally just hear strange voices. You should not read this book if you are pregnant or planning to become pregnant. If you become pregnant while reading this book I am not responsible. Up until you reach Chapter 4 you may experience memory problems, aggressive behavior, radiation burns and you may even see Jesus in your corn flakes or potato chips. Never, and I can't emphasize this enough, never thinking about operating heavy machinery. I know that will upset the heavy machine operators who were going to read this book, but maybe it was time for a career change anyway. People have been known to fall asleep during sex after reading Chapter 5. Reading this book before bedtime can cause night sweats, bedwetting and may affect your milk if you are breastfeeding. Older adults should start by only reading one or two pages at a time under the supervision of a kept away from someone who says he's a doctor. The book should be kept away from direct sunlight and in a tightly closed container out of the reach of children. I think I’ve covered everything. Enjoy the book."
Tony Korfman
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